This is the funniest video I’ve watched in a long time

Skyrim, but it's a modern game. What's this? Disclaimer this game involves issues surrounding race discrimination and hate speech if you're offended by any of the content in this game, please quickly

It's me Lydia. I need you to wake up D. Lydia

You're finally woke wait what

What is this place? Welcome to Skyrim D What's this music? Ay ay ay ay This fool finally woke My name's Ralph and my pronouns are D, sir, ya dig

Give me a minute, I gotta make sure I turn this up This is funny

Give me a minute

I'm not sure what's going on

I'm not sure what's going on I'm not sure what's going on I gotta make sure I turn this up. This is funny.

Give me a minute.

Welcome to Skyrim, D.

Ay ay ay ay! This fool finally woke! My name's Ralph, and my pronouns are Z, sir, hey, hey, this fool finally woke. My name's Ralph and my pronouns are Z, Zer, Yadig.

You got caught speaking hate speech, right?

Oh no.

And that is why over there.

Focus, D.

Listen to them talk.

They'll tell you more. I'm not speaking hate speech. I was telling the guards my name and they misheard me. You see my first name is Nick. Second name, sir. This was all a big misunderstanding. My friend here tried to explain the situation.

He got broke into this. So anytime Nick, we all fall right now.

Homies, cool it with the microaggression. Thank you. I'm not trying to kink shame or anything, but what's up with Dave? Sam, why are they gagged?

Oh, shut your's up with they towns? Why are they gagged? Uh oh. Shut your ass up fool. This homie right here is Ja Ulfric, the realest high king in Wall of Scottsville.

This is so stupid.

Please don't use that word.

It belongs to the dark elf.

Oh no.

It's not your word to use.

I'm talking to the new way now, huh? Plus it's our word, and we reclaiming that slur. Oh, wow.

Wolves just increased to 22. Why are you so racist against all the immigrants the empire are bringing in to take all our jobs? Hey, hey, I'm black, so it's impossible for me to be racist. The empire won't eliminate all the racists,

and I loot black people.

That's what's racist. I loot black people? And if NY belongs to the dark ales, then Skyrim belongs to the black people. Damn! You spoke and I listened and I hear you. Lots to think about there. Thank you for educating me.

Is this made by Ubisoft?

Thank you for having such patience. This conversation has truly been a transformative experience. Not just for me, but for all involved.

Wow.

Hey, what are your pronouns anyway, homie?

Be there. Be ours. Be there.

God.

Happy Red Guard history month everyone.

Happy Red Guard.

Only Argonians can breathe underwater from Floyd of Rift. Oh my god, bro. Like damn Damn the waiting game. Oh, it's watch you loading screen Is that right hello Ellen, Ellen. I've never played Spyro.

God, the bright light.

Hey, that General Dooley is actually kind of cute.

Hell yeah, homie. He can invade my Black Marsh any day.

Oh my God.

See that Pride flag?

You can honor it by pressing F. This is ill-given.

I used to be in a polyamorous situation shit

with a gay transgender Argonian here.

Wait a what?

I wonder if she's still selling crack to the kids on the streets.

Sounds bad, I know.

Oh my god.

But morals are grayer than a gray bear, except when it's racism.

True. You can So this is

Do it no, it's okay to show you drag shows, but not this

It's time for another fact the music music man. Uh oh. Uh oh.

There it is.

Uh oh.

The real headsman? This is a crazy game. What a good game. Devote Karen over here devote your life to save a manager you're gonna be in very big trouble

Imperial girl boss with the Empire and a yee-yee ass list

Ulfric Stormcloak, Jarl of Windhelm, he him. You are a real one, Ulfric! Jesus Christ, they're gonna kill us all. Stay calm, D. You got that. Ralph of Riverhood. This

is so stupid. Yup, that's me. No. I don't wanna die. I never got this far in Skyrim, by the way. I already- at this point, I've already quit. Because I remember the beginning of the wagon ride, but I don't remember where they went to. Like, that's as far as I got.

Just breathe.

Nick O'Rourke's dead. Caesar.

Listen to me. This was a huge misunderstanding.

I never said the N-word. So I'm gonna leave now. No, no, no, no, no, no!

Get out of there, T. Excuse me! So I'm gonna leave now. other races purchase the battle pass. Skyrim battle pass 307 argonian pride flag. Inward pass complete the main quest for a hundred dollars. 50% off all items for red card characters. BDSM skin by the whole game again? Instant level 100.

Oh my God.

See anything you like.

Oh wow.

Your quirks have been removed from the game, D.

No to racism.

Wait.

To unlock the other races, purchase the battle pass. To unlock the other races races purchase the battle pass

wait

wow

to unlock the other races purchase the battle pass

look at these

look at the names a subversive race known for infiltrating foreign governments and manipulating populations through control of the media blackmail and assassinations they also spread amorality, depravity, and degeneracy. Cyrodiil is multiculturalism done right. An authoritarian police state with cheap labor imported from poverty-stricken provinces at the expense of the indigenous Ceruleans.

All of this helps the perverted elites make marginal profits to fuel the empire's violent expansion and war machine. A twink type race of homosexual elves with a tree fetish. Natives of Hammerfell, Redguards are an intelligent black-skinned people with a plethora of culture and intelligence. They are famous for their musical abilities and having lots of culture they mainly can

oh my

these are basically elves but smurfs who doesn't love elves right oh another love mushrooms. Before you ask, not that kind of mushrooms. Uh oh. Uh oh. An evil race of white-skinned people who benefit from breech and privilege and love nothing more than excelling in academia and intellectual pursuits thereby outperforming other races in these fields and destroying equality of outcome. Disgusting. Just a battle pass.

Got in my bathroom, the coast and the coast. Was in the corner when I touched my soul,

but he held a scroll.

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What?

What? What? Next day, fly more than my size.

Blackness? Wait, there's a trance bar? the hair? wait it's just all

oh my god

this is a good game. Looking good, D!

Wow, interesting choice of name, gender, and race. Yeah. Girl boss, what should we do? They, them, or right name gender and race. Yeah, girl boss.

What should we do?

They them or not in the list.

Everybody's black.

Why is everybody black?

Did the hate speak?

So we're not gonna unalive them.

No, wait, what?

Please I was thinking the exact same thing.

They're gonna kill me.

You heard the birthing person.

The birthing person?

Sucks to be you.

Oh God Music Music Music Music Music God damn

Music

Music

Music

Bro, bro, look at this framing dude This is honestly I really think this might be a masterpiece. This really might be a masterpiece right here. Damn. It was Norseshack itself.

D, it's kinda screwed up how you haven't honored the flag yet.

Ulfric, you racist bigot. You've oppressed the Empire for too long. Uh-huh. Oh yeah? Uh huh. Damn! Oh god. That's the euthanasia. Uh oh. You're on a light and because you are a bigots your honor light is justified. Oh

What the hell was that is he that I thought you dragon a SM are because it's a little too loud

Yeah, where is nothing?

I was thinking the exact same thing general Tullius

What witness the power of one the power of two the power of

For the love of science, let's get this over with

Such violent speech chop his head off

Executioner damn they're gonna kill his ass. The experts are smiling down on me Imperials. Can you say the same? Uh-huh

Hey leave him alone Seriously D. I need you to honor the flag now. I can't breathe. Please. No, don't drop the

I'm so glad people are back to making videos like this again. Wait, this is like, what a crazy fucking- this is absolute fucking cinema. Wow.

Holy fuck, bro.

I can't breathe.

Please, no!

Don't drop the-

Oh, trigger warning.

Uh oh.

Uh oh, the use of the word disable is not Wait the guy disappeared must not have heard me

D this is your final warning honor the flag or there will be consequences. Oh, no

next up the

Lord with the

blue The... Nord. With the... Blue. Hair.

The Nord with the blue hair.

What the hell was that?

Again?

Uh oh. Honor the freaking fat D!

Here's that triggering sound again.

Did you hear that? Uh oh. All I hear is a member of the patriarchy interrupting his oppressed minority superior.

Jesus Christ.

Sorry, girl boss.

You and your people have already been through so much the last thing I would ever want to do is oppress you or anyone. This is so you there

I've never seen

Where's the white night when you need a mate Now don't worry. We're gonna figure this one out this time. I'm gonna speak up real loud So the X-Men is me you hear me. Let's just say I'm gonna ask him a question or two

Okay I'm gonna ask him a question or two. Okay, here goes. One, two, don't drop the-

What in astrology is that?

He's right behind me, isn't he?

It's Adolph Wynne! The straight white dragon! He's trying to kill us all because of the color of our skin! Go to hell, Adolph Wynne! He killed six million high elves! Adolph the dragon!

I don't need no white night

Guys Guys This is maybe one of the best YouTube videos I've seen in a long time

You have to give this video a like you have to give this guy a sub. This is absolute. This is dude

Bro as they're walking him up. I can't breathe. I read about it on Schindler's Scroll

Like this is the I mean there are levels of this

Wow Dr. Phoenix, Dr. No, Dr. Fixotic. I think that's the better way to say it. Holy fuck. That is good. And You know, what's really sad is That this video is probably gonna have a lot in common with the next Elder Scrolls I don't know what to say That's just the way it is and yeah, that's it guys Holy fuck that was good. Dude. This was this is actually amazing Like what a good fucking video. Holy shit, what a good fucking video.

Oh my god. Make sure to give it a like, give the guy a sub, bro. Like, this is so good. And, uh, the alternate Skyrim universe, the dragon is the her- Okay, that's the dragon they made off. Thanks, Blackrock. New shout-unlock, un- offended? Okay guys, only Argonians can breathe underwater?

Jesus Christ, we was Jarls and shit. Make that 601 on Schindler's Scroll. Six million and one. Oh my god, how do I find the video? I'll link it again. I- I think this really deserves it.

This is so funny, bro. Like, this is fucking hilarious.

Oh my god. I think this really deserves it. This is so funny, bro. Like, this is fucking hilarious.

Oh my god.

Basically, it's a condensed historical document of our time.

I heard he killed six million high elves.

God.

I don't tell what they told you in the College of Winterhold.

Tibber Septim was a red card. It's really, honestly, these comments give me so much hope

They do they give me so much hope and they make me feel like you know what? They do they give me so much hope and they make me feel like you know what?

actually things are