Becoming a DOG To Troll My Friends One Block…

As you can see behind me, my friends are currently playing on a one block. Look at them over there, all having fun without me. And I wanted to join them earlier, but they told me no. Look, I'll prove it to you. If I call Shady, look at what he says. Ahem, mom pick up.

This one block's amazing, Shady. Hold on guys, I'm getting a call. Yo, hello? He's cash calling me. Oh my, dude, just give me the phone real quick. Okay. All right. Hey, and you see, like I said.

Dude, that was my phone.

Oh, sorry.

Well, that handles him.

All right, whatever.

Now you're phone-less.

For some reason, they don't want me to be on their one block and I don't know why. I never mess up these things, And I have a bunch of different items I could use to troll them Let me first just go invisible so they don't see me enter It looks like they got a pretty good start going Zoe made a farm Shady made a tree farm And I think Nico's building a house. So you know what? I'm just gonna stand on top of this tree and uninvisible now, they should be able to see me Oh Shady's gonna break it. What the heck is yo? Oh, there we go. Well, okay. I think that one came from the heavens. It was just standing on top of the tree

Maybe it's spawn for the block. I don't know. Oh, yes. Look now they all think I'm adorable They have no choice but to keep me. He's so cute. Is it a he or she? Obviously, I'm a he well, I'm gonna name her Sydney Okay, I don't know why they're giving me names. Why would we go with Biscuit or Sydney, bro? Let's just go with something like simple. Like, I don't know, Bash or something.

Bash? Wait.

What?

Yeah. That is incredibly close to Cash. I don't think he knows though. It's okay. I guess if them out. I have these fortune X claws that I could use to break their one block with them. Look at this.

Yo, Lash is already a good boy. I like that.

Oh, he's helping us. Oh, wait, he's holding something.

Whoa, what the heck is that?

He has like little claws in his hand.

Hey little guy, what are those?

Oh, they don't look cooler than the claws. Yo puppy, I'll trade you. What? There's no way I'm trading these claws.

Oh, it looks like he doesn't want to.

Wow.

Lash doesn't like me guys.

Oh man. Maybe I should give it to him later. I need to pretend like I'm a friendly dog, You gotta put your animals in the farm. They're crowding everywhere. I will, don't worry. Ah, another chicken. Vert, let's go bro. Generator has entered phase one. Good job puppy dog. I think that means it upgraded.

Oh, and he said good job. I'm definitely doing my part. Who knew a dog could actually mine for us? Yeah, this is crazy. We got a mining dog from the block. Good job, good idea. Well, honestly that's not even needed because I have a doghouse item I'm gonna use later.

But they don't know that.

We have so many animals now.

Okay, now that they think I'm useful, I'm just gonna hide back here behind the chests. And I'm gonna watch them secretly. Hopefully they're not too focused on my location. Alright, Nico, what are to move into my dog house? Alright doggy doggy, come over here. Oh, Nico's calling me.

Okay, this is a very nice dog house. You have a little home now. It would be a shame if somebody used the pee on this. I just gotta make sure it seems like it was Nico or something. I'm just gonna do this. Alright, I built the walls you Nico. What the heck?

Hey, yo, what no bro, that was you bad doggy bad bad. Oh, he's trying to hit me. What the heck? Oh, no. Hey, don't spank the dog. You peed on the dog, dude. What's wrong with you? Zoe Nico just peed on the dog in the doghouse, bro

The dog literally just peed on me. I felt it. Apologize to the puppy right now.

You peed on the dog, I saw it.

And now it's begun.

I felt liquid drip down my leg.

Well yeah, cause you peed yourself.

That's disgusting!

Go to the bathroom!

Or was it you?

Did you drizzle on me buddy? What the heck are you doing? Your pee's getting on me. Ow! Oh, they're fighting. Ew! And wait a second, there's iron ore right here.

I'm sorry puppy, they're being nasty.

I wanna show Zoe these claws. I think if I break this, oh yeah, look at that.

Huh, hey, how'd you break that? I only have a wooden pickaxe.

And look at this coal. This fortune 10 makes ores so OP. I'm gonna go get a bunch of iron. Bad doggy. Yo, bad, give me that. No, he's being a good dog. Hey yo, Nico's hitting me.

Give me that doggy.

You wanna pee on me?

Stop it, Nico.

I don't know why I'm coming back over here, bro. It smells like a daycare in here. There's pee.

Nico, clean yourself up, please.

Guys, let's get rid of this dog. Doggy wants to pee on me. What did he just do in there? What the heck? He's placing a bomb in the dog house. I blew up his house.

Why did he do that?

And he blew up himself.

The heck? What's gotten into this guy?

Yo, Nico is going crazy. I don't think he likes the fact that Zoe thinks I'm adorable. I think he's getting jealous. Guys, we need to get food. I can use pee on that look at me Zoe I can buy these doors too you know yeah, but you only have a wooden pickaxe No, I have a stone. Oh, I need Nico to come over here, so I can frame him

I think I'm just gonna carry him Zoe what the heck are you just putting a farm in my tree farm, okay? Let's put him here, and now we pee

And Nico just peed on your farm

Actually disgusting, mate!

Disgusting!

It was growing!

I just framed Nico for peeing. And now I'm hiding. Where's Nico's chest? Hold on. I'm gonna pee inside of his chest.

Ayo, what?

Nice pee. I kind of feel bad for Nico because I'm blaming him, but this is too funny. I also have this explosive bark I could use later Hey, yo, yo, Nico's trying to light me on fire. Look at this. This guy's going crazy guys. This dog is cursed Hey Nico, look in your chest, bro. You want to pee on all of our stuff? Yeah. Well, I filled up your chest the brink Guys, why is there pee on my chest because bro you're peeing on our stuff, so I peed in your stuff. Just saying. You guys realize, the peeing only started happening when this thing showed up.

That is true.

Okay, I'm gonna stand right next to Nico, and I'm gonna use this explosive bark.

NYAH!

UGH! TNT! Alright, Nico. Now you're having explosive diarrhea? What the heck is wrong with you, bro? No- OW! Everyone's falling.

Nico, I know you have TNT, you did this! I do not have explosive poop. Eww! And there's like a bunch of pee!

Bro, then how could that have happened, bro? It wasn't Lash.

And as a matter of fact, it was probably you, Shady.

Oh, me! Now you're blaming me. Oh, nah that explosive instantly exploded, which means it was a dynamite. No, I'm chilling today, bro I did not explode anything bro. And all I saw was something come out of your butt and it exploded I'm just gonna stand in the animals again. You know what? No, no, hold on Nico. Hold on We all started arguing when this dog showed up. I'm throwing the dog off ship. Yeah, what now? Hold on Nico I think we're forgetting to blame one person, bro. Wait, what?

Uh-oh.

Na, na, na, na, na.

Yeah, it's definitely been Zoe this whole time.

Are you peeing all over the wood blocks, Zoe?

What?

Why would I pee on the wood block?

That's gross! We haven't! Okay, I wanna use the explosive bark again. Hopefully they don't see me, but let's just, boom. Oh, oh my goodness.

What the heck?

Oh my shady, that was you! No it was not, and don't touch me!

Don't touch me!

Don't touch me!

I think they're confused on who it was again.

Guys, we can stop fighting. It didn't come from any of us. It was the cow. The cow we have to put it down. Well, I already took care of it put it down. Wait No, I wanted them to blame each other now. They're friends again. Oh, that's not good. All right, probably solved

We figured out who was Let's put everything aside just no more farting and peeing Okay, I have this poop ability that I'm pretty sure infect sure I blame it on someone. I can't be suspicious

Well you want to bring poopy cows to this farm Oh Zoe's farm is a little small

How about I help her since I'm a friendly dog totally Look at this. I'm expanding Zoe's farm

Yes, I'm an amazing dog. Oh, the dog's so sweet. Okay, that's a good boy then. That's a good boy.

Little do they know, I'm actually gonna infect all these animals later. Good boy. Good boy, little Lash.

Good puppy. Oh, my farm looks amazing!

Did Shady call me Lash? Why is that name so close to my actual name? Honestly, I'm just gonna forget about it. Okay now let's keep breaking this one block so I can get more of these animals in and Why is there another dog here? Maybe I could blame some of these trolls on him Nico Look, we got two dogs to choose from which one should we keep? Wait, what? We should keep this one to get rid of that one cuz then no it peed on me. Wait, what? No No, I don't want to leave. I don't want to leave Nico. I don't think it wants to go Why is this dog so persistent bro?

What the heck oopsies, oh there we go bro beat it to a pulp, okay? Well, we only have one dog left out. We gotta keep that one. Okay, Zoe seems to be expanding her farm a little more

Oh my farm looks so good guys. Look at it Zoe. We low-key don't care. I'm gonna just go build my house over here. Why don't you care about my farm? Eh, it's like kind of bums. You never care about my farm, Shady.

Get over here.

Do not do that. Okay, Zoe's fighting Shady. I'm gonna bring Nico over here into the farm and then I'm gonna use my poop ability. Boom.

What the heck?

Oh, oh my goodness. What the heck? My farm, what did you do to my sheep? Uh, I think I accidentally pooped on them or something. Ew.

They're all gone now.

Now it looks like Nico pooped.

So I was mining the one. Shady, can we ban Nico from the island? What, let me explain myself.

Why, what happened, what happened?

He just killed all of my farms. So I was mining the one block,

and then I randomly appeared on your farm, of animals turned into zombies. You lie! You lie! Ow. I don't think Nico can cover that one up. That totally looked like him.

Wait, now we have no food.

I thought we all agreed that we were not gonna have a trolly one block, all right? I'm trying my very hardest.

Yeah, I thought it was gonna be peaceful. I'm the only one trying to do anything on this island.

And now Nico's just one, no peeing. Rule number two, no farting. And rule number three, no turning Zoe's zombies.

Uh, I messed up my rule book.

I think he meant to say no turning the mobs into zombies.

I understand that rule and I agree. Yeah, obviously guys, I know.

I'm not the one doing it. I kind of want to blame Nico again. All right. Well now we have rules Okay, so just make sure to follow them and we'll have a happy little one block

Yeah, you guys speak for yourself. Someone's trolling me on this island

A panda!

Okay, now whenever Nico walks over here I'm just gonna use the poop again. Panda panda panda panda It's gonna make them so mad. Wait, what is Shady doing? Shady! My panda just died. Sorry, bro. I had a troll. I had a troll bro. It's itching me. Okay. I got a donkey

All right, you know what Zoe you know organize this farm a little better. You got the horses with the cows

What's wrong with that? You just slapped a llama in there. Oh perfect. I like llama. Yeah, Zoe that farm is ugly, bro It's not ugly. Okay, this little place over here is ugly. Oh nah. What? Nico's right next to the farm? So I'm just gonna use the poop right here that little place Zoe boom that little place is ugly the place that you built Now it that definitely look like Nico I promise it was a be I promise no Zoe. That's my house

You can't just abandon your dumb farm because your Nico blew it up.

Yes I can, you guys got rid of all my animals.

I wonder what this dog whistle does. Boom. Oh, I think it just spawned a million dogs. Okay, Shady, I promise you it wasn't me.

What is that?

It's attacking Nico.

Nico, put your dogs up.

How is it my dog if it killed me? Wait, they're hiding in this house. I want to go in there. Oh my gosh. What the heck is going on? I don't understand what's going on. Oh, I know puppy. He's dog. He's a baby bro. Nico's getting mutilated out there. So we do something Oh, I think they're all attacking my friends now, yeah, you're doggy. Oh my gosh, bro Get these brothers out of here, dude. These dogs have collars on them on them. Who owns them? I don't know, bro. They're just random. Hey, they're dying over here. Oh, that's weird. I don't know why they're teleporting to me.

They're spawning next to Lash.

Hey, yo, my name is not Lash.

Oh, maybe because they're all friends.

Is it you? Huh? Wait, what this dog has been suspicious, bro. You think it's a dog? No, I can't let him be suspicious I need to drop him something. Maybe this will convince them netherite pickaxe. Oh, what the heck? Oh my gosh Well, we just dropped us something cool. Yes. Okay. Never mind. You know what lash you're a good boy. We'll take it

Oh, that was close

He gave us another right pickaxe Zoe that we're not sharing with you because you want to pee and poop and fart on everything I am NOT doing any of that you guys are the ones messing up my farm Zoe

You know what don't fix up my farm that you ruined. No, okay. Well, then you're not invited in the house

You know what just to convince them further as well, I'm just gonna drop the claws right here Hopefully that makes them like me more. Oh, I think that's convincing Nico. Shady. What?

Shady, look what I got.

Wait, what?

Look, the claws from the dog.

What the heck?

The dog gave you the claws?

Yeah. Yeah, it was totally me. I'm a good dog. Hey, yo, who plays that clothes hanger? I'm gonna use these to impress Zoe. One second.

Okay, do it. Claws only work on oars. Whoa, Nico, that was smooth and handsome and riz. Look at how manly I am breaking these with my claws. Oh my goodness, wait.

Are you guys flirting with each other?

So we look.

Get out of here, turtle.

Ow, why?

I gotta hide behind Nico and make him poop. He'll lose so much aura just by doing this.

Just wait until I get an oar.

Oh my gosh. Ow! Ow! Oh! Aw, someone pooped again. That's probably my favorite ability to use. And the explosive bark, which I haven't used in a while, so, um... I think I'm just gonna do that right here. Boom. Oh! Uh-oh. I think that totally framed Nico.

Zoe! Hey! I usually am not mad at you, Zoe, but that time around, I know it was you. I did not do that. It was clearly you know what you get away with anything Zoe You really do. Oh perfect. Just cuz you're a girl at all

You guys still arguing out here, bro. Why don't y'all just kiss already?

Hey, yo what okay obviously none of these abilities are getting them to break apart Which means I'm gonna have to go a little further this doghouse item is a little much But I think it should work, so I'm just gonna take this doghouse and I think if I just right-click it it spawns a structure Oh it did look at that. Why did I just lag? Oh, let's wait until they realize What is that over there? Oh my this one block out of structure this whole time. Oh Dump, okay, holy fooie gee darn. We gotta go. Wait a minute shady. Stand down. You need a God Bridger for this. Wait, what?

Okay. Oh Wait a minute. Wait, he's actually kind of cooking. I like that. I like that. I like that. Keep going. Wait a minute No way. Yes, Bo was that legit is bro actually not washed and whatever. All right, what is this laser? It's you Oh, no, okay when they go inside it might make it a little obvious that I spawned it in but hopefully they don't realize how did we not see this before? Dude, I don't even know We'll see if they can even make it through it's a little bit tough Yeah, hey just got burnt to a crisp I knew this ability was gonna make it hard for them to get through

So I'm using you for momentum

Hey, yo, you just placed her down there, what? Okay, I'm gonna follow them. There's low key a secret way that you guys did not go to. Oh, I think Shady went along the side, that was smart.

What do you mean secret way?

And Zoe died. Zoe, what happened to-

Oh.

Oh no, our dog. How are you? What the heck? Uh, well, hopefully they don't get suspicious from that. No, that was insane. Okay this one They have to find the correct button guys. There's a camera above us. So don't say anything stupid wonder who's in here Okay, got it. I don't know how shady saw that camera. That's actually really bad I have a plan for those but they need to try out these buttons cuz this actually turns into a trap Okay, guys, let's try out this code here. What are we thinking it is? Pressing the middle one. One, two, three, four. Oops, wrong code.

Wrong one!

What? And they all get trapped and die. Now I need to hide before they come back because once they go down into the real entrance, which is right here in the window, I think they're gonna start to realize it was me.

Let me just get my camera monitor and watch from here. What the heck? It trapped us. Well, clearly this isn't the right way, bro. Maybe there's a door on the other side or something.

Oh, through this window?

Nope. They're going the wrong way.

Wait guys, there's a hole in this window.

Through this window? Wait, really?

Hold up. Oh, I think they found it. Okay, that's the real entrance. They just have to get through some obstacles. Oh, and they got trapped. Oh my shady. You almost just trap you there, dude. What the heck get me out of here Okay, I got claws. Don't worry. Yeah, there's traps that I placed all over there Let me go to camera five you guys might have to grab me from below. All right. Yeah, sweet

All right, they better not walk on that trap. It might block them off again. Oh watch the trap. Oh my goodness Oh, right, bro. I didn't even see that one. It came out of nowhere, bro.

You had one dog.

Bro.

Okay, well they're digging him out, but once they go down that elevator, then I think they'll realize that the dog is suspicious.

Whoa, what is this?

Oh, an elevator.

Wait, maybe this is where the treasure is.

Wait, does this actually work?

I don't know, let're using it. Okay, it's going down which means they're probably gonna find my dog man cave I need to fly out of here quickly. What? Hold up. Yo, this is sick. Oh, they found it through the lasers

It's all red!

What the? How are we supposed to get through these?

I don't know, maybe we go the other way

I'll throw you through Zoe. Wait. Guys, what is this? Oh, they found it This is a security camera room and you could see everything There's dog bones and a dog pat. Yeah, I think this is obvious They're seeing my security cameras that I set up everywhere. Wait a second and even a comic book. Wait a second Oh Shady's looking at me guys. I think we're being watched by the one and only lash. No, they see the camera Wait, it's lash. Yeah guys. Well, so think it's Lash? Really? Yeah, guys. Who else would it be? Look, there's dog toys, bones, dog bowl, dog food.

You think that dog's been doing it this entire time?

Yeah, you said it yourself. Ever since that dog showed up, there's been pooping and peeing and exploding stuff. You know what I'm saying? Maybe this just isn't any kind of dog. What do you mean? Maybe it's a dog in disguise. Oh no. Oh, they're gonna come start looking for me. Dog, dog, dog! Okay, I'm gonna get set up right here. Guys, we need to find Lash now and make them take off their costume and reveal who it actually is.

Do we have any suspicions?

While they're coming back up, I'm gonna get this last, cause it's the most destructive item. But right before they think they catch me, I'm just gonna use it right in the middle here. Let's wait for them to come up.

All right, where's the dog?

I don't know, look around.

He's gotta be around here somewhere.

Be careful. Look at them over there. They're all searching for me.

I don't see it.

Hey, doggie doggie. Oh My goodness and hold up guys wait a minute the dog likes red yeah, I don't think that means anything for us

All right, maybe not maybe we can get him like a red bed. I'm going back to the wood block wait dog

Oh, he's walking towards me Okay, and now they walk closely, and I just use the nuclear dog toy boom. What is that good luck with that guys?

It's about to explode

And you know what while I'm at it, let's just use it on the rest of this one block too. Oh here We go the dog isn't taking any damage and Stinky dog bow bro. It's in creative bro reveal yourself never I'm gonna explode this entire place. Oh wait I think it's on cool down. Okay. Well, then I'll just use explosive bark This is all I needed.

Our entire base! No, bro! Why?

These people decided to have a One Block without me, and they didn't include their friend, which is messed up. Now no more One Block for them.

It's all gone!

It's adding up in my head, guys. I think I know who the dog is. Wait a second. You know what? I probably should just reveal myself. Who else poops and pees everywhere? What? Bubbles? No, no.

Bubbles would never. He uses the toilet.

Sorry. This is obviously Clyde, bro. Clyde, show yourself. Oh my goodness. Okay, let me just help them out real quick. Guys, obviously it was me.

Cash? What the heck is wrong with you?

Our best friend when you guys didn't invite me to this one block I called you guys like 10 minutes ago, and you denied me again. Ask Zoe

She was the one that pushed it on us

Yeah, wait what you ate my last cookie in my shop, and you tried to sneak it away But I saw you on a security camera. You said you were done with it That's honestly pretty fair. Yeah, Zoe's rules. Sorry. I said I was gonna eat it later! Mmm, I guess that is a valid excuse. Well, I still destroyed your one block. Admin, you know what to do.

Wait, what? No! No, please!

Admin, get him!

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